Monday 24 October 2011

Marriage or a Holiday?

I am back in full time work...full on 10 hour days. Hence the title of my post. I have a holiday booked for the 20 December but now I am seriously thinking I need a way out of working. I cannot and I mean cannot abide working for Big Boss. Now Big Boss has an even Bigger Boss well it is time to leave...I don't know how many times one man can read the Riot Act/ Passer le savon but he has done it two consecutive Fridays already....maybe he might lose his voice and thus be stopped from screaming it out a third time! 

Since I have returned back to full time work there has been no allowances made for the fact that I have to attend physio twice a week. "Oh" has been the reaction. "That neck thing hasn't cleared up yet." The neck thing that they are referring to was a full side on impact that left me wearing a brace for 6 weeks and had my doctor ordering me to do 30 sessions of physio!

Whilst at work I have pondered over what my advert for a marriage to save me from working might say:

"Easy to live with, needs a cleaner to do the ironing and cleaning, can cook, isn't look for her husband to be home every night but really just to pay the bills and rent and he shouldn't expect anything in return."

However, I think that marriage is not what I need. I need someone to SPONSOR me. That would enable me to live on my own but with the financial aid of a benefactor to keep me in the style to which I have grown accustomed to: diptyque candles, macaroons, hot chocolate chez Angelina and lying in bed until 10am...yes sponsorship it is.  I would write them a letter every month giving them a status update. So the question is, who will sponsor La Rosette?